Rpt Pls?

by Alice

Mum: “Can you grab the crisps from the cupboard, please?”

Wilf: “Which one?”

Mum: “I’m not sure where they were put away. Just have a look….”

[cursory glance, sigh, door slamming]

Wilf: “I can’t find them.”

Humph: “You may need to utilise your optical devices.”

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