Status Report 4.2.17, Saturday pm.

by Alice

Family status report, Saturday 4th Feb, 3.30 pm

Mum: Just finished a deep clean of the bathroom, about to write up a knitting pattern and make some toasties for the gang.
Dad: painting a beautiful chalky grey on the wall behind the bed, having stripped the paper off the last wall.
Humph: looking at past A level Latin papers to see how much he can do and how far he has to go.
Artie: playing something noisy and shooty on his computer
Wilf and Ted: watching ‘Home’ in the sitting room.
And Bert.

Ah, Bert.

Bert: stuffing loo paper up his nostrils so he doesn’t get snot on his balaclava.



he’s been there before.