Bertie: “Everyone knows my secret now…”
Mum: “What secret’s that?”
Bertie: “That I love Ebonie…”
Mum: “I thought everyone had known that for ages…?”
Bertie: “I’m going to be like Perseus, when he finds Andromeda… Jack can be the evil one, and I’ll rescue Ebonie…
I’m not sure I’m going to be a god.
And I don’t think I’ll kill Medusa. Or slay the sea-monster.”
Mum: “Time to get out of the bath ❤️”