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Month: October, 2014

Well THAT fizzled quickly…

Bertie: “Everyone knows my secret now…”

Mum: “What secret’s that?”

Bertie: “That I love Ebonie…”

Mum: “I thought everyone had known that for ages…?”

Bertie: “I’m going to be like Perseus, when he finds Andromeda… Jack can be the evil one, and I’ll rescue Ebonie…

…except…

I’m not sure I’m going to be a god.

And I don’t think I’ll kill Medusa. Or slay the sea-monster.”

Mum: “Time to get out of the bath ❤️”

With all my heart…

Bertie: “If I had three wishes, do you know what I’d wish for?”

Mum: “Erm. No. What would you wish for, Bert?”

Bertie: “Number 1: I’d wish for a neverending doughnut.

Number 2: I’d wish that Ebonie loved me.

Number 3: I’d wish she had powers like Elsa so she could make beautiful dresses.”