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Month: August, 2014

I spy (#2)

*In the car*

Mum: “I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘T'”

Bert: “Trumpet!”

Mum: “Where, for heaven’s sake?!”

Bert: “Trump?”

Mum: “You can’t see them…”

… pause …

Bert: “I smell something beginning with ‘P'”

*tumbleweed*

I spy…

*In the car*

Mum: “I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘R'”

Bertie: “Rampage.”

Deductions

Wilf: “When I was little, I thought I knew what BLT stood for…”

Mum: “Really? What?”

Wilf: “Breakfast, Lunch and Tea…
…pause…
But I did wonder how they could fit it all into that one sandwich.”

Obstacles…

Bertie, about to get into the bath: “Mum… I’m not sure I’m going to be able to drive to the supermarkets when I’m older…”

Mum: “Really? Why not?”

Bertie: “‘Cause I don’t know where they are…”