Tall Tales

by Alice

Balloon

Arthur (spying a hot air balloon): “What’s a virgin?”
Mum: “It’s someone who…”
Arthur: “hasn’t had sex?”
Mum: “Exactly.”
Arthur: “So when you lose your virginity, it means…”
Mum: “you’ve had..”
Arthur: “sex?”
Mum: “Exactly.”
Arthur: “My friend says he’s lost his fifteen and a half times.”

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