Lessons in Exaggeration
by Alice
Overheard behind a bedroom door at 6:30 this morning:
Wilf:
“Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.
Bertie, shut the door.”
Bertie:
“Stop saying that!”
Wilf:
“I haven’t said it a million times yet. A million times is MUCH more than that!”
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