Marriage, part II

by Alice

Bertie: “Jack’s lost Ebonie.”
Mum: “Oh dear! How?”
Bertie: “He made her upset, and now she doesn’t want to marry him.”
*pause*
“But it’s okay. I made a plan. When we’re grown-ups, I’m going to pretend I’m Jack, and he’s going to pretend he’s Bertie.”

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